yveinthesky:

Ok so anon asked me to explain the character of the different German states.

That’s not what I did instead I made a horrible rage comic about all the states.

Here have a map of Germany to follow. We’ll start in the North and go anti-clockwise:

Schleswig-Holstein

Hamburg

Bremen

Lower Saxony

North Rhine-Westphalia

Hessen

Rhineland- Palatinate

Saarland

Auf dem ARD-Stream laufen zur Sendezeit-Überbrückung wunderbare Landschaftsimpressionen aus Deutschland. Herrlich.

Auf dem ARD-Stream laufen zur Sendezeit-Überbrückung wunderbare Landschaftsimpressionen aus Deutschland. Herrlich.

Gestern beim Public Viewing :DD
Dieses Bild spiegel das  Wetter während des Spiels nicht wieder, die Realität sah so aus:

Gestern beim Public Viewing :DD

Dieses Bild spiegel das  Wetter während des Spiels nicht wieder, die Realität sah so aus:

Mein neues Hintergrundbild für meinen Anon :)
(Grunbild by google, Farben selber bearbeitet :D)

Mein neues Hintergrundbild für meinen Anon :)

(Grunbild by google, Farben selber bearbeitet :D)

tagged → #deutschland #German NT
Jetzt bin ich vorbereitet.

Jetzt bin ich vorbereitet.

jeazard:

cucumberbatchin:

‘We ask you not to commit any terrorist attacks or bombing on the territory of the German Federal Railways’
well there you go

And that’s how you fight terrorism in Germany. You put of a sign and kindly ask people not to do it. This is how it’s done.

That’s germany.

jeazard:

cucumberbatchin:

‘We ask you not to commit any terrorist attacks or bombing on the territory of the German Federal Railways’

well there you go

And that’s how you fight terrorism in Germany. You put of a sign and kindly ask people not to do it. This is how it’s done.

That’s germany.

phantasiaphase:


x

oh my god!

Da hat jemand eindeutig keine Hobbies…

phantasiaphase:

x

oh my god!

Da hat jemand eindeutig keine Hobbies…

Mein Vater und seine Geografiekenntnisse…

Vati: Frag doch Hans-Jürgen (Freund meiner Eltern..), ob der dich nach Kaiserslautern fährt, dann kann der gleich seine Mutter besuchen.

Ich: Wieso wohnt die da?

Vati: Nö, in Oberhausen…

Geografie = Teilgenommen ?

Dortmund. 30.03.12


Did you know we’re actually NOT Nazi’s and there’s a lot more to our history than just Hitler? Did you know a lot of Germans were forced into supporting Hitler because otherwise the Gestapo would take you in the middle of the night and kill you and possibly your family? And that children were taught to tattle on their parents if they weren’t in support of the Nazi party? Did you know SS soldiers and Concentration Camp soldiers were actually executed for secretly sneaking food or helping the prisoners? Did you know a German made the first globe, first car, alcohol and mercury thermometer, electron microscope, the first freely programmable computer, the bunsen burner, etc? 
Probobly not since you’re too busy insulting my country and only thinking of Nazis when you hear it’s name and calling me a Nazi when I say, “Yes I’m German.”
I’m not saying to forget the Holocaust and the war. I’m just saying you don’t need to bring that up when I say I’m German. If that’s all you know about my country, kindly shut up.

Did you know we’re actually NOT Nazi’s and there’s a lot more to our history than just Hitler? Did you know a lot of Germans were forced into supporting Hitler because otherwise the Gestapo would take you in the middle of the night and kill you and possibly your family? And that children were taught to tattle on their parents if they weren’t in support of the Nazi party? Did you know SS soldiers and Concentration Camp soldiers were actually executed for secretly sneaking food or helping the prisoners? Did you know a German made the first globe, first car, alcohol and mercury thermometer, electron microscope, the first freely programmable computer, the bunsen burner, etc? 

Probobly not since you’re too busy insulting my country and only thinking of Nazis when you hear it’s name and calling me a Nazi when I say, “Yes I’m German.”

I’m not saying to forget the Holocaust and the war. I’m just saying you don’t need to bring that up when I say I’m German. If that’s all you know about my country, kindly shut up.

tagged → #so true #deutschland #... #this
Weil ich es gerade wieder gefunden habe :D
Ich sag ja ganz gerne zu meiner Kollegin aus Hannover:
"Alles unterhalb der Elbe ist Bayern" XD

Weil ich es gerade wieder gefunden habe :D

Ich sag ja ganz gerne zu meiner Kollegin aus Hannover:

"Alles unterhalb der Elbe ist Bayern" XD