Cascada hatte weniger Punkte als Greuther Fürth…

lol hänsel hat diabetes!!111 XDD

madridistarey:

Mou should get Iker a “I do bench you but i love you” happy birthday cake

bundesmutti:

Mutti findet Schalke 05 besser.

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dortmunderjungs:

the-future-mrs-guendogan:

Mario in München

Das war in einem Vapiano in München

Wo auch sonst?

Sehr männliches Oberteil, Mario!

Und dazu noch die Swag-Mütze… stylish.

liste mit bekloppten fanblockaktionen diese saison:

• hsv: zünden ihre zaunfahne an
• bvb: werfen paperstreifen die komplett im netz hängen bleiben
• gladbach: werfen noch vorm spiel das megafon vom zaun
• tbc…

found the twelve year old

this morning my mother came into my room asking if i was crying , because she had dreamt about me crying for not getting cl-final tickets…

karatam:

punch-a-your-buns:

captain-gumdrops:

bluhbluhhugedork:

The Spider Who Couldn’t Hide

I HATE SPIDERS BUT OH MY GOD THIS WAS SO FUCKING HILARIOUS HELP

he’s so cute when he digs and throws sand over himself.

#WHEN HE BURIES HIMSELF THE VOICE MUFFLES I CRIED

sese4r replied to your post: Theres a she wolf in the closet, Open up and set it free AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHH!

that wasnt totally not me.

why should i ever come to the abstruse assumption that that could have been you…??? XD

fuckyourfreckles:

combeferresque:

fourfucks:

all fandoms have that one fucking overused quote that is on 99.9% of the  edits 

#genius billionaire playboy philanthropist gripped you tight and raised you from a highly functioning sociopath and i swear we were infinite

you fuckass

sese4r replied to your post:

owww david is so gay *nyeeheheh try to discover which one* btwin some photo silva almost looked like mamuth >o> xD

well… the anser is obvious: BOTH. XDD

and no he didn’t!!111 he’s the sweetest thing 5eva!11