queerallman:

one time my girlfriend texted me this blurry picture of a thermometer and there was a second where i had a heart attack because i thought it was a pregnancy test but then i came to the realization that we’re lesbians

tagged → #OMG #pls #... #oh tumblr #random

felison:

i’m into girls and guys but i’m also really into pasta

martinskr37l:

teamcristiano:

isnt it weird how anything can happen in football

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"hey gurlfrand let’s swap outfits omg<3"

kxrplunk:

Yesterday I saw a tweet that said “5SOS are the Green Day of our generation” and I had a good laugh. Green Day are the Green Day of our generation.

stateofgraces:

nothing lasts forever (except the WinRAR free trial)

tagged → #well #... #random
Track Title: 1D Choruses, feat. Louis Tomlinson

gloryhalleloujah:

Or: let’s talk about how Louis’ golden voice holds every chorus together

gio1x1:

I hate that I take so long to reply. Like, everything distracts me. I can be in the middle of replying and look at my wall like. “Damn.. what kind of white is this? Is this a pale white? Off brand white?”

tagged → #about me #... #sorry

vonlipwig:

vonlipwig:

hey, whatever happened to franz ferdinand?

the band, i mean

not the archduke of austria

i know what happened to the archduke of austria

tagged → #pls #history jokes #i can't #...

guystud:

*has a bag of sour gummy worms* hey you want one *you go to grab a blue-red one* *I immediately stop you* no not that one

tagged → #about me #...

consulting-criminal-fan:

Shaving your legs. More like yoga in the shower with razor blades.

tagged → #well #about me #...

threelisabeth:

so sorry for my delayed response to this email, i have been very swamped being a confused and frightened idiot who can’t do basic life tasks like respond to her emails

tagged → #about me #...

drakesquad:

tuggywuggy:

drakesquad:

i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter

This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.

so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh

tagged → #about me #oh pls #...

maplehoofs:

millika:

How to know which boy you like:

1. Get very drunk

2. You will cry about the boy you like

Apparently the boy I like is pasta. This comes as no surprise.

Anonymous asked: is harry's name not actually harold? like is harry his full name? i've always been confused on that..

louisemoji:

louis is somewhere out there right now whispering “i did it” while shaking his fist in triumph